T-Rex: It's February 14th! Happy VALENTINE'S DAY! It's the day for romantic arrangements, understandings, or geometries to celebrate being big into that particular arrangement, understanding, or geometry!!

T-Rex: Yaaaay!!

Dromiceiomimus: See, as an alternative to that, I instead celebrate GALentine's Day: a day for ladies to celebrate ladies, and also for queer ladies to smooch on or about 'em!!
T-Rex: Yaaaay!!

Utahraptor: Personally, I celebrate PALentine's Day! A day for pals to celebrate pals!
T-Rex: Wow! What's left?

Utahraptor: I've run through the alphabet and there's just SALentine's and MALentine's, to celebrate folks named "Sal" and to celebrate bad things in OR BY the French, respectively.
T-Rex: Oh snap! What about CANALentine's? For canals??

T-Rex: Or RATIONALEntine's!! THAT'S where you come up with reasons for why the person you're with is the best you're ever likely to get and why you don't deserve anyone better!
T-Rex: Oh snap!
T-Rex: THAT'S DEPRESSING!!