T-Rex: Batman's inner monologue is always all "There are seven working defenses from this position. Three of them disarm with minimal contact. Three kill. The other..."
T-Rex: (Here he punches a dude in the neck!!)
T-Rex: ...HURTS."
Dromiceiomimus: Awesome.
T-Rex: Inarguably so, but I've been thinking about it, and are there REALLY seven working defenses from most positions? REALLY?
Dromiceiomimus: You think Batman's been padding his numbers?
T-Rex: Maybe, yeah!
Utahraptor: Surely sometimes there's only, like, one good move.
T-Rex: Right!
Utahraptor: And SURELY sometimes he's like "I dunno, guess I'll just punch him until he stops doing crimes."
T-Rex: Well - I don't think Batman says "I dunno".
Utahraptor: I disagree! And in a few years when Batman's public domain I'll PROVE how right I am and wrong YOU are!
Floating Batman head: when i'm in the public domain folks are gonna make me act like a big stupid idiot, t-rex!!
T-Rex: I'll NEVER let that happen, Batman!! I'll fight to protect the giant multinational Warner Bros. Global Brands and Experiences Corporation until my dying breath!!
T-Rex: ...Wait
