T-Rex: One day Aladdin - the out of copyright one, not the Disney one, though these two characters are otherwise REAL SIMILAR only mine sings more - found a magic lamp!
T-Rex: "I found a magic lamp!" sang Aladdin!
T-Rex: "A lamp, a lamp, I am the champ", he sang, "I may be just a lovable scamp, but now I have a magic lamp," he continued, still in song.
Dromiceiomimus: This Aladdin sings a lot?
T-Rex: Oh, constantly. Like, he is never not singing.
Utahraptor: And then he tricks princess Jasmine by pretending to be rich but they fall in love for real?
T-Rex: Yep!
T-Rex: And then it's years later and he's an adult in middle age. "My feet hurt and I'm always cold," he sang. "I thought this only happened when you got old / I'm only in my thirties and out of wishes / My back hurts when I bend over to do the dishes".
T-Rex: Jasmine sighed contentedly because she knew what she was signing up for when she married him, the end!
