T-Rex: For millennia, we have all struggled with one question:

T-Rex: Why do bad things happen to good people??

T-Rex: But I'VE several RELATED questions, including but not limited to: "why do bad things happen to medium people?", "if good things only happened to good people could we use that as a substitute for a justice system", and "regardless of the previous question's answer, do we believe on some level that bad things should and DO happen to bad people, thereby reducing our empathy for those who have bad things happen to them through no fault of their own?"

Utahraptor: These are pretty heady questions!
T-Rex: And I am very smart to ask them, yes!

Utahraptor: Anyway, the answers to all your questions are "because the universe is random", "because the universe is random", "yes, although it would also prove that free will doesn't exist", and "some definitely do believe that, in what I hope is an unexamined way".
T-Rex: Oh.

T-Rex: ...That was easy