T-Rex: Hey, guess what the hottest pepper in the world is? If you said "I don't know but I'd say the bhut jolokia, also known as the ghost pepper, is definitely in the top five", then you guessed correctly!

T-Rex: And THIS GUY has grown 7 of 'em!

Dromiceiomimus: Why would you grow these peppers, T-Rex?
T-Rex: The baby plants only cost $1! ONE DOLLAR, Dromiceiomimus! That's an easy investment that has paid off, in POSSIBLY DELICIOUS FRUIT!
Dromiceiomimus: Wait - you haven't tasted them?
T-Rex: Nope! NO WAY.

Utahraptor: Good, that shows you're not an idiot!
T-Rex: I like where this is going, but explain!

Utahraptor: Ghost peppers are 100 times hotter than the hottest jalapenos, so any recipe you'd add them to would otherwise call for 100 jalapenos. NO SUCH RECIPE EXISTS, because there's no food-related use for your pepper! Besides...
T-Rex: Besides?
Utahraptor: BESIDES EATING A BUNCH FOR A YOUTUBE STUNT, THAT IS!!

Off panel: ...which, I must say, we are thankfully WAY too old and mature to consider doing.
T-Rex: Oh my god, how lucky are we that YouTube didn't exist when we were kids?
Off panel: T-REX
Off panel: WE'RE THE LUCKIEST GENERATION