T-Rex: Criminals have learned that if you pick the right pockets, you can steal wallets right out of 'em! So hiding your money in a pocket is NO LONGER SECURE.
T-Rex: Enter...
T-Rex: ...the money belt!!
T-Rex: But that only works until a criminal ALSO sees an ad for a money belt and realizes "hey, some belts have folded-up money stuffed in 'em" and starts stealing belts, as well as wallets. It's an arms race for hiding valuables on yourself! Is there NO WAY to stay protected from the criminal element?
Dromiceiomimus: Is this a bitcoin thing?
T-Rex: NO THIS IS NOT A BITCOIN THING, GOD
T-Rex: The answer is not "abandon physical goods"!
Utahraptor: What is the answer then?
T-Rex: To change the world so that a) no state produces people so poor they have to steal to live, or b), so that it produces Batman. Because then you've got Batman, FAMOUS for preventing muggings!
Utahraptor: Actually he's famous for living in a city that, despite his best efforts, still suffers crime which -
T-Rex: UTAHRAPTOR, STOP! I will not hear one more bad word about Batman!!
Off panel: ...Or you'll what?
T-Rex: OR I'LL GET -
T-Rex: JUST
T-Rex: JUST REALLY REALLY SAD
