Narrator: T-REX HAS ACQUIRED THE BEST HAT IN THE WORLD.
T-Rex: It's - it's SO GOOD.

T-Rex: FAR too good to wear, babies!

T-Rex: For that would risk damaging it, reducing its status to the SECOND-best hat in the world, and that's a best case scenario. A prominent bird poop stain could slide me out of the top 100, EASY. Best to keep it safe and secure in a box!

Utahraptor: The best hat gets its ranking from being the best at being a hat, yes?
T-Rex: Absolutely!

Utahraptor: So SURELY part of what makes a hat good is how well it functions as a hat, no? If a hat is too nice to be worn, then it's failing in its purpose, which must automatically disqualify it from being a good hat! Therefore, what you're refusing to wear on your head isn't a hat, T-Rex. It's a WHITE ELEPHANT.

Off panel: ...Metaphorically, in that it's a possession that's both expensive and largely useless.
T-Rex: OHHHHHHHH
T-Rex: Yeah no, okay, that makes WAY more sense