God: T-REX WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE PARASITE
God: BLOOD OR OTHERWISE
God: IT'S WIDE OPEN
T-Rex: Um...

T-Rex: ...why??
God: OH JUST CURIOUS

God: SEE AS GOD I DESIGNED A LOT OF REALLY WELL-DONE PARASITIC ORGANISMS AND I WAS WONDERING IF ANY STOOD OUT TO YOU AS BEING PARTICULARLY EXCELLENT
God: LIKE IF YOU THOUGHT ANY OF THE MILLIONS OF PARASITIC SPECIES ON EARTH WERE DESERVING OF WIDER PRAISE OR WHATEVER THEN THIS COULD BE A TIME YOU COULD MENTION THAT IF YOU WERE WAITING FOR ONE
God: JUST AN IDEA

T-Rex: I don't have a favourite PARASITE!
Utahraptor: Really?

Utahraptor: I've always been impressed with the guinea worm, which enters your body via the body of water fleas it's already infesting, and then colonizes your stomach until a year later, when they PUSH THEIR WAY OUT OF YOUR SKIN. And by "impressed" I mean "terrified".
T-Rex: AAAAHHHHHH

Narrator: LATER:
God: LOOK MAN YOU KNEW I LOVE ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL
T-Rex: As much as you love LIVE WORMS poking through EVERYONE'S SKIN??
God: LET'S SAY
God: BOTH ARE TIED FOR FIRST