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the chocolate story is TRUE! the best part was on the last visit the only window was to an assembly line of putting chocolate bars in their wrappers. i saw someone fall behind and toss a bunch of perfectly-good chocobars in the discard pile. then i went to the gift shop and looked through the discounted slightly irregular chocolate bars and found some that were perfectly fine! I KNEW THE SECRET: an unreasonably fast conveyer belt meant chocolate savings for me | ||
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The haps: GUESS WHAT I HAVE A NEW BOOK!! It's coming out this September and it's called HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING and I really hope you like it!
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