T-Rex: Whenever there's a good smart-sounding quote, it gets attributed to Albert Einstein! "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results"? Sure, let's say Einstein said it.
T-Rex: WHY NOT, RIGHT??
T-Rex: Got a good quote about war? Misattribute it to Winston Churchill. Clever quip? Slap that down to Kurt Vonnegut or Oscar Wilde, or if it sounds more olde-timey, maybe consider Henry David Thoreau or Benjamin Franklin! Well-attributed quotes rarely make history, so attribute your women-centric quote to Dorothy Parker or Marilyn Monroe!
Utahraptor: ...which you, as recently as ONE WEEK AGO, were doing.
T-Rex: YES. ALLEGEDLY.
T-Rex: But this is my new LIFE GOAL, Utahraptor! To become famous enough for being Vaguely Good At Speaking that people start MAKING UP great quotes for me. How great is that? I can be long dead and thirsty randos will STILL be making up good-sounding things and giving ME all the credit? YES PLEASE.
Narrator: TWO SECONDS LATER:
Off panel: "Racisms make-a me horny, hubba hubba" - T-Rex.
T-Rex: Wow! This backfired
T-Rex: SO
T-Rex: QUICKLY
