T-Rex: I love it when you play chess and you get to say something like "mate in 3". I'm using the rhetorical "you" there, of course!
T-Rex: I'm real bad at chess!!
T-Rex: But it's so KICK-ASS AWESOME to be able to sit there and say to your opponent "You may not see it yet, but no matter what you do, and EVEN IF you play optimally, I can force you to lose in the next 3 moves". Damn. I'm getting excited just thinking about it.
Dromiceiomimus: What if instead of "mate in 3", it was "mate in 4"?
T-Rex: FRIG, THAT'S EVEN BETTER!
Utahraptor: What about mate in... 10?
T-Rex: AAHH SO GREAT!
T-Rex: Imagine the confidence of seeing 10 moves ahead, and knowing that you've ALREADY WON. Then a quiet little "mate in 10" to let your opponent know they're playing - AND HAVE ALREADY LOST - against a SUPER GENIUS. Hot damn, dude. Mate in 10.
Narrator: LATER T-REX DISCOVERS THERE'S A "MATE IN 546" BOARD SETUP WHICH FORCES A CHECKMATE IN 546 MOVES NO MATTER WHAT THE OPPONENT DOES:
T-Rex: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Narrator: THAT WAS GONNA BE A REALLY LONG "DAAAAMN" BUT HIS MIND EXPLODED
