What are the haps my friends

January 16th, 2017: I hurt my shoulder yesterday (SOMEHOW??) and it still hurts today! Bodies: NEVER GET ONE. Anyway I've got two arms so I'll just use "ol' backup" as I call it until this other arm decides to start being "cool" with being moved again.

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One year ago today: dan was like, the worst ghost. just the worst. all the other ghosts threw plates for legit ghost reasons, while dan would make sure everyone knew he was throwing them because "plates represent how society works to constrain and redirect our most basic desires and nobody realizes it but me"

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out