T-Rex: Woke up sleepy? Achieved an inner calmness that you just can't shake? Overdosed on homeopathic calming lozenges - SOMEHOW?? You need some stress-relief relief! You need...
Narrator: ANXIETY-INDUCING COMICS
T-Rex: TAXES: have you done them? You probably haven't yet. Even if you have, did you know you can be reassessed? Did you know you could be AUDITED? Did you know there's no statute of limitations on TAX FRAUD? If you have filed taxes EVEN ONCE in your life, you now can go to jail for tax fraud for the rest of it! And if you HAVEN'T filed taxes, your problems are even worse!!
Dromiceiomimus: AHHHHHHHHHHH
T-Rex: DISEASES: you can get MULTIPLE diseases at the same time! Doctors call this "comorbidity" EVEN IF YOU DON'T DIE!!
Utahraptor: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
T-Rex: SOCIETY: other people gossip about you, secretly AND regularly, and not all of the things they say are kind! Heck, not all of the things they say are even TRUE, but you'll NEVER BE ABLE TO CORRECT THEM!!
T-Rex: AHHHHHHHHHHHH I SCARED MYSELF ON THAT ONE
T-Rex: Hah hah hah, I'm just kidding! None of the previous problems are real. In fact, NO problems are real! Hah hah hah!
T-Rex: HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!
T-Rex: I'm gonna go lie down now
