T-Rex: The wheels on the bus go: a) round and round b) to inconvenient bus stops c) hard or go home d) loudly past my house at 3 FRIGGIN' AM

T-Rex: While ALL are correct, the canonically accepted answer is A!

T-Rex: But unlike a bunch of songs for babies, "The Wheels On The Bus" actually has a modern vintage, since it IS, after all, an exhaustive listing of the properties of buses: a technology which did not exist until someone thought "hey, you know what'd make this car better? If it were larger AND filled with strangers"!

Utahraptor: There's no "the legs on the horse go clop clop clop" ancestor?
T-Rex: Nope!

T-Rex: Nor is there a "the sails of the trans-Atlantic ship go 'flap flap flap'" version, much less an earlier "the lungs of Fishy J. Bonkers, our earliest ancestor to crawl out of the ocean, go 'gasp gasp gasp'" prototype.
Utahraptor: Well, that's disappointing.
T-Rex: Yep.

Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE:
Off panel: Well, that's to be expected, here where fish can not only sing, but ALSO ensure that their lyrics and melodies survive for millions of years!
T-Rex: Yep!
T-Rex: ...I feel KINDA bad about eating them??