T-Rex: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist! But eugh, that one's so mainstream now.

Narrator: THE LESS GREAT TRICKS THE DEVIL EVER PULLED

T-Rex: Convincing cats that buttholes were things to be proudly displayed at all times
Dromiceiomimus: Convincing his friend Gary to invest in his "sure thing" reverse funnel Guaranteed Income Opportunity™ system
T-Rex: Convincing himself that not brushing your teeth is evil, therefore he should be exempted from having to brush his teeth, DAD

Utahraptor: Convincing his Twitter followers that he's an expert on the melting point of steel beams

Utahraptor: Convincing himself that his Sonic fan character, Clem the Greninja, was a vital part of Sonic canon
T-Rex: Convincing himself that Clem would EVER feel that way about Krystal the Squirtle, and that their relationship was NOT wholly unmotivated and came COMPLETELY out of nowhere

T-Rex: Convincing the mods on SonicFanz to delete ALL my reviews of his original characters even though they contained VERY constructive criticisms that raised important points that anyone who thought even a little bit about Sonic canon for ONE SECOND would recognize