T-Rex: Okay, we didn't actually learn much about computers last time. Let's do better this time, huh?
Narrator: COMPUTER SCIENCE WITH T-REX
T-Rex: Computers are useful because they eat electricity instead of animal parts. In olden times computers were made out of people and you had to feed them animal parts, vegetables, and water or else they'd DIE.
Dromiceiomimus: Do you mean "made out of people" like a soccer team is, or like soylent green is?
T-Rex: USUALLY the former??
Utahraptor: Plus, modern computers are way better than history ones to play first person shooters on.
T-Rex: Yep!
T-Rex: People computers would just sit there doing ray casting by hand for like two hours before saying "okay the wall you were facing has gotten slightly closer". It's the worst.
Utahraptor: No WONDER ol' Jim Computer famously wrote "I proposse that Coumpueters be Giant Machinnes that eventullye get Fastte and Cool"!
Narrator: CONGRATULATIONS
Narrator: SEVERAL OF THE FACTS PRESENTED HERE ARE TRUE
