| ← | August 24th, 2015 | → | 
| please, this isn't amateur hour: you want to be a pro, you do NOT make jokes about lobsters without trying, and failing, to experience the inexpressible qualia of Lobster | ||
| archive | sexy exciting merchandise | contact | 
| The haps: FUN(?) FACT: there are deep sea lobsters, but they weren't discovered until 2011 and certainly weren't being eaten on the Titanic. OR WERE THEY?? | ||
| full site | mobile site | iphone site |