T-Rex: Everyone! EVERYONE! I have made a startling discovery!
T-Rex: I was carefully reading the BIBLE...

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T-Rex: ...and I discovered something shocking! You know that apple that Eve eats because she was hungry and also recognized it's unreasonable to respect a law that is itself unreasonable?? Well guess what? THE BIBLE NEVER SAYS WHAT SHE EATS IS AN APPLE!
Dromiceiomimus: What is it?
T-Rex: Who knows! Some sort of fruit, could be anything! There's definitely no time for details when you're writing a BIBLE!

Utahraptor: Plus, this was Eden! LITERAL PARADISE. We don't have to limit ourselves to the fruits we know!
T-Rex: *gasp*

T-Rex: You're RIGHT! Maybe it was a doughnut tree. Or POUTINE tree!
Utahraptor: Or DELICIOUS MEAT tree!
T-Rex: Or a tree where the fruit is just a smaller version of the SAME tree, so you can have INFINITE TREES!!

T-Rex: Wait that's exactly what a regular fruit is, nevermind