June 19th, 2015
happy wedding to tim and pam, in whose honour me and joey and emily went to boston and in whose honour me and joey and emily did NOT commit any crimes
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The haps: Speaking of law words, did you know I will sell you socks?? P.S.: I am still not good at segues.

Are you a time traveller from the future? Yeah, me neither, I am definitely not that thing I just said. Here is a limited-edition shirt I made that explains how you are for sure native to 2015, just like everyone else!

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