T-Rex: You want to know the secret to dieting? I'll tell you! The secret to dieting is NOT that losing weight is hard.
T-Rex: It is that eating is fun and delicious and let's go eat some food right now!!
T-Rex: We've evolved to find food FRIGGIN' TASTY, but YOU TOO can balance that out by remembering how gross eating is! Remember: eating is when you dig something out of the DIRTY, DIRTY GROUND and cram it inside your FACE. And if it doesn't fit? NO PROBLEM, just use parts of your SKULL that are EXTRUDING OUT THROUGH YOUR GUMS to break it down into smaller pieces.
Dromiceiomimus: That actually sounds awesome, yo! I might go do that RIGHT NOW.
Utahraptor: Yeah, it's super metal! Step 1: CRUSH FOOD WITH SKULL EXTRUSIONS.
T-Rex: Dude! I'm trying to make it sound gross!
T-Rex: Hey, when you're done eating, you know what happens? You push out WASTE through a HOLE in your BODY. A HOLE, Utahraptor.
Utahraptor: Yeah man: poopin! Love it. Do it all the time.
Utahraptor: Eating's the gift that keeps on giving!
Banner: EATING RULES
T-Rex: Attention, world!!
T-Rex: Uh, my life was WAY EASIER before this sassy banner followed me around all the time
