T-Rex: Can I pat my head and rub my tummy at the same time? Pfft! MERE CHILD'S PLAY.
T-Rex: It's SO EASY, in fact, that I'll totally do it later!!
T-Rex: Besides, that's just doing TWO things at the same time, and I can do SEVERAL. For example, right now I'm walking AND talking!
Dromiceiomimus: Not just that! You're walking, talking, AND breathing at the same time too!
T-Rex: NICE.
Utahraptor: You're also simultaneously circulating blood throughout your body!
T-Rex: I'm awesome!
T-Rex: I'm walking, talking, respirating, circulating blood, transforming light AND sound into electrical signals, converting electricity into thoughts, AND maintaining awareness of the position of my body, all at the same time!!
Utahraptor: Not to mention aging and dying!!
Narrator: *record scratch*
T-Rex: Oh yeah I always forget about that one
T-Rex: Ha ha
