T-Rex: Okay, T-Rex, you've got a first date tonight. If there's a romantic moment and she looks into your eyes, don't lock eyes with her and whisper "boners"!!

T-Rex: Don't whisper "boners" don't whisper "boners" don't whisper "boners"

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: DANG IT, DROMICEIOMIMUS, I WHISPERED "BONERS"
T-Rex: I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY
T-Rex: AND IT WAS,
T-Rex: BUT LIKE,
T-Rex: NOT TO HER??

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: IT HAPPENED AGAIN ON ANOTHER DATE!!
Utahraptor: T-Rex!
T-Rex: I KNOW

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: IT HAPPENED AGAIN BUT THIS TIME SHE WAS INTO IT
Utahraptor: COOL
T-Rex: YEAH
T-Rex: ANYWAY I SHOULD REALLY GET BACK; THE DATE IS ONGOING

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: THE TRUTH OF LIFE IS THIS NO MATTER WHO YOU KISS
T-Rex: THEY LIKE THE JOKES YOU'VE SAID: THAT'S SOMEONE YOU SHOULD WED