T-Rex: Tired of people mindlessly parroting old sayings to you as if they're timeless wisdom? Time for us to T-Rex: CORRECT SOME DAMN APHORISMS
T-Rex: NO MAN CAN SERVE TWO MASTERS: so many dom/sub relationships disprove this!
Dromiceiomimus: THE CREAM ALWAYS RISES TO THE TOP: not if the liquid the cream is in is less dense than cream. At 20 degrees celsius, 36% fat cream has a density of 0.994 grams/cm3. Therefore, cream will not rise to the top of less-dense liquids, such as rubbing alcohol or vegetable oil. T-Rex: Any saying with "always" in it can be trivially disputed; a single counterexample is all that is required.
T-Rex: PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT: practice actually only makes gradual, incremental improvement over time. Utahraptor: OH WELL!
T-Rex: TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION: easily disproved by taking any true story and add "...with naked sex aliens on top" to it. Is the truth still stranger? No, it is not. Utahraptor: If it is, add more naked sex aliens.
T-Rex: By induction, you WILL eventually end up with more strange fictional alien "boner humanoids", or "boneroids", than actual ones. T-Rex: Q.E. T-Rex: FRIGGIN' T-Rex: D.
What are the haps my friends
gosh well would you look at that
February 19th, 2015:ERROR 55: HERE IS A SHIRT I MADE THAT YOU CAN GET FOR THE NEXT THREE DAYS AND THAT IS IT! :0
