T-Rex: "Case closed" Sherlock said, closing a case file. "That's one more mystery solved, and I say, about 5000 more experience points to add to the lot!"
T-Rex: He quickly deduced his "detective senses" were now rated in the mid-billions!
Dromiceiomimus: Wait - by which standards are we measuring detective senses?
T-Rex: Oh, um, let's say the average person has a detective sense of 1, and a highly trained detective can develop their detective senses to... say, 100?
Dromiceiomimus: So Sherlock is as good as FIVE BILLION regular detectives. If Earth's ENTIRE POPULATION was DETECTIVES in 1987, they'd equal ONE Sherlock Holmes.
T-Rex: He's real good, you know?
Utahraptor: And real boring!
Utahraptor: You've successfully made me no longer care about Sherlock Holmes! Now I want to hear about the PLANET SHERLOCK, where everyone's a detective, especially the babies!
T-Rex: And then Moriarty crash-lands there and tries to take over: the only criminal on a planet of crimefighters? Yes. Oh GOD yes.
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Dear audio diary: I can't write any more because everything I write is about Moriarty trying to pull a fast one on a team of Sherlock Babies!
T-Rex: Not a complaint, diary!! NOT A COMPLAINT AT ALL.