T-Rex: Try leaving a laptop running in your bed a few hours before bedtime! There'll be a warm spot when you move it, as if a loved one had been sleeping and just briefly stepped out before you arrived!
Narrator: GEAR GUIDE
Narrator: WITH A DEPRESSED T-REX
T-Rex: There's tons of great chat apps available for your e-reader, phone, tablet, or phablet! Be sure to use one with "chatbots": the latest artificial intelligences designed to fool you into thinking they're a real person! These "chatbots" will talk to you about anything you want for as long as you'd like. Who needs friends, anyway??
Utahraptor: Speaking of e-readers, be sure to load them up with lots of free ebooks!
T-Rex: Yes!
T-Rex: Many of the classics are out of copyright, and there's more free ebooks coming out every day.
Utahraptor: Fun fact: you could read every day all day for your entire life and NEVER catch up!
T-Rex: In a very real way, there's no point to it.
T-Rex: For more tech tips, go to Google and type in "tech tips"! There's literally millions of them.
T-Rex: *sigh*
