Image description: The first part of a two-part comic
Narrator: DINOSAURZ WITH ATTITUDE T-Rex: Straight outta prehistoric Compton, a crazy motherf***er named T-Rex!
T-Rex: I mack on hoes in hopes of having sex!
T-Rex: I don't need an AK, cause I've got a foot! That can stomp your house into a pile of soot! Sucker MCs see me bend my knees- Dromiceiomimus: Please don't stomp on 'em, T-Rex! T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus please!
T-Rex: Stomping on fools is my favourite sport! Here comes the Utahraptor with a witty retort!
Utahraptor: My skills are ill cause I predate time! Ain't no mics been invented to amplify my rhymes! T-Rex: Sucks to be you! Utahraptor: That is certainly true!
T-Rex: My rhymes are so oldschool, the school is still new!Image description: The second part of a two-part comic; the original title text, as seen at https://qwantz.com/20040316.html, was "that's right: he can rhyme orange!"
T-Rex: My name is T-Rex and my thoughts are philosophical!
T-Rex: Want some syrup? I've got a whole waffle full!
T-Rex: I can barely hold a mic with my short arms and claws! But I make ladies get naked and unhook their bras! Dromiceiomimus: I'm so hot for T-Rex, I'll take off my blouse! T-Rex: They get soft like Kleenex when I stomp on this house!
T-Rex: Now it's time to pass the mic to my friend who is orange!
Utahraptor: I can flow like a river and flex like a door hinge! T-Rex: You can rhyme "orange"! You must be a pro! Utahraptor: That's what I said to your mom - she's a ho!
Narrator: *RECORD SCRATCH* T-Rex: Say WHAT?
What are the haps my friends
i hope you like high fives
This comic is from March 16th, 2004! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
