T-Rex: ONCE UPON A TIME there was a lime green dinosaur who was super great and super sexy and who made up his own super-great fairy tales.

T-Rex: His first story was about an equally-sexy jet plane who made up HER own fairy tales!

T-Rex: The jet plane's first story was about a rocket ship who made up his own fairy tales. The rocket ship's first story was about a moon who made up her own fairy tales. The moon's story was about a princess who loved a beautiful prince that she could never touch, for she knew that if she got close enough to touch him she'd never stop, and they would both be destroyed, and all life on the prince would be wiped out as his atmosphere turned to fire.

Utahraptor: Burning skies would not be the worst of it, however!
T-Rex: Not by a long shot!

T-Rex: Her impact would knock the prince out of his orbit while simultaneously converting him into a deadly ocean of magma. And so, although she was tempted, the princess pushed herself a little bit away from the prince every single day, forever hiding her true face so that the prince wouldn't see her tears.

Narrator: WRITING TIP: TRY PRETENDING YOU'RE THE MOON