T-Rex: Bruce Wayne's parents are killed from complications of a manservants shortage, so Bruce grows up to become the GREATEST BUTLER OF ALL TIME.
T-Rex: And also British!

T-Rex: Alfred Pennyworth is just Batman fanfiction!

T-Rex: Bruce Wayne's parents are killed by a greedy sheriff. Bruce abandons his fortune and fights in the shadows for social and economic justice! ROBIN HOOD IS BATMAN FANFIC.
Dromiceiomimus: Bruce Wayne's parents are killed by ants. Bruce uses his fortune to invent super-strong polymers that can be used as ropes, and the shooters to go with them, and begins dressing as the natural enemy of the ant: THE SPIDER.

T-Rex: Spider-Man is just Batman fanfiction!!
Utahraptor: CALLED IT

T-Rex: Bruce Wayne's parents are on a boat that sinks. Instead of drowning, Bruce lives underwater and studies sea creatures until learning to talk to fish. AQUAMAN IS JUST BATMAN FANFICTION.
Utahraptor: Bruce can breathe underwater?
T-Rex: Yeah, hold on, that one's a little ridic. Bruce can't breathe underwater.

T-Rex: But BATMAN can!!
Narrator: 〚in Batman The Animated Series font〛 ♪ DAHHHHH DAH DAH DAAAAAAAAH DAHHHHHH ♫
Narrator: 〚with an arrow pointing at the previous line〛 (Batman theme song)
Narrator: 〚with an arrow pointing at the previous line〛 (Comics is a silent medium and we all just have to deal with that, okay??)
Narrator: 〚with an arrow pointing at the previous line〛 (Look, you knew what you were getting into when you started reading this)