T-Rex: I'm going to write my autobiography! But rather than writing it myself,
T-Rex: I'm going to get lots of other people to write it for me!
Dromiceiomimus: Then, wouldn't that be a "biography"?
T-Rex: I guess so. But different! Everybody I know gets to write one chapter, and they don't see what other people wrote until the book is published!
Utahraptor: This sounds like fun, T-Rex!
T-Rex: I think it will be, and flattering too!
Utahraptor: Flattering? What if everyone writes the same complaint?
T-Rex: Huh?
Utahraptor: Yeah, what if we all say "He's good, but he smells funny on Tuesdays"?
T-Rex: What? I don't smell funny on Tuesdays!!
T-Rex: Who smells funny on a specific day of the week?