T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes, who had started dressing like a giant bat to fight crime because obviously that was gonna happen eventually, stared at the other Batman in shock.
T-Rex: "Whoah! It seems the two Batmen have met at last!" both Batmen said at the same time.
T-Rex: After quickly deducing each other's secret identities, the two Batmen decided to fight crime together. "We'll be twice as efficient," said one Batman. He was really billionaire Bruce Wayne, but that was a secret so don't tell anyone. "Agreed," said the other Batman. He was really consulting detective Sherlock Holmes, but nobody knew that either. So again: secrets. I really shouldn't even be writing this down.
Utahraptor: And Watson and Robin teamed up too!
T-Rex: YES!
Utahraptor: And Watson's like, "I write stories about my friend" and Robin's all "Well I draw COMICS about mine under a wide variety of pen names" and Watson's surprised at his prolific and varied output and Robin's like "Did you know DC Comics is short for Dick's Crazy Comics" and Watson's like, "I didn't know that, no."
Off panel: Then Robin's like, "My name's Dick Grayson", and again, a secret, so keep it to yourself, and Watson's like, "That explains the DC Comics thing" and Robin smiles this crooked smile that hits Watson like a ton of bricks.
T-Rex: Can I tell my story now?
Off panel: Shhh! THEY'RE ABOUT TO KISS
