Sign: ASK PROFESSOR SCIENCE
T-Rex: Our first letter comes from Joe! Joe writes, "Dear Professor, how are time and space related?"
T-Rex: By marriage!
T-Rex: HAH HAH HAH
T-Rex: Our next letter comes from Kat! Kat writes, "Dear Professor, how is energy released from the atoms in a nuclear bomb?"
T-Rex: Kat: quite quickly!
T-Rex: HAH HAH HAH
Utahraptor: Hey, stop opening other people's mail, T-Rex!
T-Rex: There's no time for that now! MARY JUST SENT IN A LETTER!
T-Rex: She asks, "Dear Professor, why aren't our brain cells distributed throughout our bodies, making us more resistant to injury and allowing us to survive even if our heads are removed??"
Utahraptor: ...
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: Aw man, what the hell?
T-Rex: MY BODY
T-Rex: SUCKS
T-Rex: FOREVER NOW