Mysterious Commercial Voice: EVER FORGOTTEN SOMEONE'S NAME?
T-Rex: Yes!
Mysterious Commercial Voice: EVER WISHED YOU'D REMEMBER WHERE YOU LEFT YOUR KEYS?
T-Rex: Absolutely!
Mysterious Commercial Voice: NOT ANYMORE!
T-Rex: Oh phew what a relief
Mysterious Commercial Voice: WITH ONE MINOR SURGERY A MICROCHIP WILL BE INSTALLED IN YOUR BRAIN, AND FORGETTING WILL BECOME A DELIBERATE ACT.
T-Rex: So if I want to remember something I still have to make room by deleting some old memory, but at least I'll be able to choose which one?
Mysterious Commercial Voice: PRECISELY
T-Rex: Mysterious commercial voice selling me something: I AM ALL FOR THIS.
Utahraptor: T-Rex, remember remember the 5th of November!
T-Rex: Can do, friend!
T-Rex: Hmm, a bit tight on space here. Yo, should I delete /MEMORIES2000/old memories/HiGhScHoOL/stuff/stuff222/whatever.dat, or /MEMORIES/unsorted/how_to_play_power_rangers_theme_on_a_touchtone_phone.txt??
Utahraptor: Ooh. Save that last one for sure.
T-Rex: DONE.
Narrator: LATER, T-REX REALIZES HE CAN'T REMEMBER THE SOUND OF HER VOICE:
T-Rex: Maaaaaan