T-Rex: Robin Hood, Count Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster were all in a room. "I vant to remind everyone that ve are all out of copyright!" said Dracula! He used the Dracula voice. You know the one?
T-Rex: I tried to imitate it.
T-Rex: "I agree." said Frankenstein's Monster. "Also, my name is too long!"
T-Rex: "From now on, everyone call me 'Katelyn'."
Dromiceiomimus: Frankenstein's Monster is a boy, dude.
T-Rex: Oh, really? Someone's literally made out of random body parts, and they all just happen to be boy parts? And even if they're not, whatever genitals Dr. Frankenstein happened to grab on the way out are the most important part of thon's identity??
Utahraptor: So your Frankenstein monster is a woman.
T-Rex: YEP
T-Rex: Also, she's not a monster. She's alive, just like you or I!
Utahraptor: Well, not JUST like you or I. She's reanimated dead tissue: MY origin involves my parents sexing, and then an egg came out of my mom, and THEN, I ate the inside of the egg, and then, I came out of the egg.
Off panel: Then I feasted on the death of lesser lives to sustain my own, and decades later, here we are!
T-Rex: Hey, you ever think about how being alive is kinda gross and weird?
Off panel: Dude
Off panel: ONLY ALL THE TIME
