T-Rex: Friends, Romans, countrymen! Lend me your ears!
God: THAT'S PLAGIARIZED FROM SHAKESPEARE YO
T-Rex: ...Right. I meant it as a reference, but fine.
T-Rex: Okay!
T-Rex: Hey... guys! Listen to my words that I'm breathing on you with my ol' wetbreath!!
God: SWEET NOBODY HAS EVER SAID THAT BEFORE YOU'RE IN GOOD SHAPE THERE
T-Rex: Good. Though honestly I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as a WHOLLY original sentenc--
God: MACBETH
God: THERE'S NO SUCH THING
God: IS A THING MACBETH SAYS IN HIS EPONYMOUS PLAY MACBETH
T-Rex: Oh no, can I say "is"? Did Shakespeare say "is" so now none of us can say "is" anymore because of plagiarisms?
Utahraptor: Huh?
T-Rex: How do we know SHAKESPEARE didn't plagiarize? Maybe he lived next door to a dude who'd stone-cold open his windows to shout "to sleep, perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub!!" and then slam 'em shut again! And maybe that dude was a time traveller! And maybe I'M that dude so really SHAKESPEARE plagiarized ME!!
Off panel: So your defence against plagiarism relies upon time travel being discovered in our lifetimes.
T-Rex: Nuh-uh! It doesn't matter WHEN it's found, as long as I'm gifted a machine by time travellers in MY lifetime!
T-Rex: ...Now would be a good time
