T-Rex: Have you ever been asked by a parent "what is going on in your life" only to realize you totally don't want to talk to them about your life? Lucky for you I can tell you

Narrator: HOW TO BLUFF YOUR WAY THROUGH EVERY CONVERSATION WITH YOUR PARENTS ABOUT YOUR LIFE

Dromiceiomimus: Normally I answer "How are things?" with "Good! You know, nothing new!" and that does the trick!
T-Rex: STRICTLY AMATEUR HOUR, my friend. Your response leaves you open to further questions! Instead, simply memorize and recite this one phrase: "There's a lot going on, but I can't talk about it just yet. What about you?"

Utahraptor: Surely that just kicks the can down the road!
T-Rex: Right!

T-Rex: But when you ARE finally called on it, cornered with no hope but to reply, then simply recite THIS one phrase instead: "I was avoiding the question as I'm uncomfortable talking about my own life in that way. Lol wtf!"
Utahraptor: Do I have to say the "Lol wtf" part?
T-Rex: YEP THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT MAGIC

Narrator: THE END
Narrator: PS YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY TRY THIS, NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN I PROMISE*
Narrator: *I AM A FICTIONAL COMIC STRIP NARRATOR, NOBODY LISTEN TO ME