T-Rex: Do you ever wonder what things'd be like if Dromiceiomimus were a heterosexual dude instead of a heterosexual lady? I know I have. And I think it'd go
T-Rex: a little something
T-Rex: a'like this:

T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus is a heterosexual dude now! I mean, like she always is! Like HE always is!

T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, do you want to go do some things that only male/male friends can do, like for instance visit a bathroom together or perhaps a change room??
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, our friendship is based on respect and love, but there's also a spark of attraction there and even if we both don't want to explore it - now? Ever? Does it matter? - it's nice, and it's fun, and I don't want to change it, and if I were a man things would be tangibly different.

T-Rex: WHOAH THAT WAS SOME REAL TALK FROM DROMICEIOMIMUS
Utahraptor: YOU JUST GOT REAL TALKED MY FRIEND

T-Rex: I SUPPOSE IF I AM BEING HONEST I HAVE SOMETIMES WISHED THAT MY FEMALE FRIENDS WERE MALE SO THAT I COULD GET CLOSER TO THEM WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT TIPPING INTO A RELATIONSHIP, AND THIS RESULTS IN A CERTAIN AWKWARD DISTANCE BETWEEN US AS SOMETIMES I HOLD THINGS BACK
Utahraptor: I HOPE THIS HAS NOT AFFECTED OUR RELATIONSHIP

T-Rex: AS DO I BUT IT'S HARD TO TELL AND I THINK THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS LIVING HONESTLY IS TO ASSESS MY FEARS AND WHY I LET THEM AFFECT ME
Off panel: T-REX THIS TALK IS LIKE ESTATE, LIFE, MADRID, AND GHOSTBUSTERS:
T-Rex and off panel: REAL