T-Rex: I said that blackmail is unique among the Major Crimes because it's two legal acts that add up to be illegal! But it's not QUITE unique. I'm speaking, of course, of prostitution!
T-Rex: Don't tell my mom that I'm speaking, of course, of prostitution!
T-Rex: It's legal to have sex and it's legal to pay for services, but in a lot of places it's illegal to pay for sex. HOWEVER, if you pay two OTHER people to have sex, and then you film it, then tada! You are making a pornographic sex movie, and that's legal.
Dromiceiomimus: Yep!
T-Rex: But that's nuts! What we have here is a crime that becomes legal IF AND ONLY IF YOU FILM THE CRIME.
Utahraptor: Well, if you film the crime and structure your crime's financials appropriately.
T-Rex: TRUE.
T-Rex: But that's even crazier! I can't think of another crime that becomes legal if you have a corporate structure around it, if you've built a viable business around the production and distribution of that crime.
Utahraptor: Except big banking, am I right?
T-Rex: You are right!
T-Rex and off panel: Hah hah hah!
Off panel: Seriously though, they've profited from destroying so many lives with little to no consequences.
T-Rex: Friiiiiiig
