T-Rex: Stories GUARANTEED To Be Read Alone, In Silence, With A Fake Cover Over The Book! - by me, T-Rex!
T-Rex: These stories are really embarrassing, so you won't want to be caught reading them!
T-Rex: I'm talking "How To Stop Peeing Yourself On Public Transit For Dummies" embarrassing!
Dromiceiomimus: I'm not going to read your stories, T-Rex, but I WILL endorse your idea of fake dustjackets for books. Like, one that says "LOL, Watch Me Tweet Using This Handheld Phone: Passing As a Temporal Local in North America, 2010-2020".
T-Rex: Ooh! Or "One R-Rated Movie Ticket, Please: How You, A Trenchcoat, And Your Two Best Friends Can Do All The Cool Things Grown-Ups Won't Let You"!
T-Rex: "256 Pictures Of Cool Bugs"
Utahraptor: "So Here's What I Think A Lady's Boob Looks Like"
T-Rex: "Hey Everyone!! The Person Reading This Book Is Illiterate and Just Pretending To Read, Nobody Tell Them This Title Broadcasts Their Secret To Everyone Around Them!"
Utahraptor: "Ten Hats To See Before You Die"
T-Rex: "Things I Have Sat On: A Memoir"
Utahraptor: "Boats! I Like 'Em Fine!"
T-Rex: "The UNAUTHORIZED GUIDE to the #1 HIT Holodeck Program, SIM-PLANET: EARTH! Tips, Tricks, And Hacks To Get The Most Out Of Interacting With The 7 Billion NPCs Who Really Think They're Alive!"
Off panel: "INCLUDES TIPS FOR THE SEXUAL DESIRE DLC!!"
T-Rex: OMG, I would never stop reading
