T-Rex: Leonardo da Vinci! Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart! William Shakespeare! These are all people we now consider to be GREAT. And get used to them, everyone, because we are the last generation where great people are possible!
T-Rex: The only reason we call these people "great" is because we forgot their flaws!
T-Rex: But ours is a generation buried under the bloat of ubiquitous surveillance. Future biographies will read "Zygor was the great man who led Earth to victory against the Saturnians. NSA records show he was big into cats who wondered if they "can has a cheeseburger", which was old meme even back in 2025. His porn consumption usually happened between the hours of 1 and 2 am. He most often searched for "boobz 4 doodz".
T-Rex: Greatness requires blindness, and we know WAY too much about everybody now!
Utahraptor: COUNTERPOINT!
Utahraptor: Everyone still thinks Mozart was a great man EVEN THOUGH we now know he was big into scatology!
T-Rex: MAYBE he appreciated a nice behind, but that doesn't -
Utahraptor: Dude wrote a song called "Lick Me In The Arse" and wrote "shit in your bed and make it burst [for me]" to his COUSIN.
Narrator: SOON:
T-Rex: Leonardo da Vinci! Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart! William Shakespeare! These are all people we now consider to be GREATLY INTO BUTTS. And there's no shame in that!
T-Rex: History is FULL of choice, unlicked rumps!!
