T-Rex: When writing was first invented, there were only, like, a handful of books.
T-Rex: Like, one, I guess.
T-Rex: There was a point in time where you could read every book ever written!
T-Rex: Now you can't even read every book CURRENTLY IN PRINT: way too many enter every year! Maybe you could read every book printed in a single year, if you spent your entire life doing it?
Dromiceiomimus: 2.2 million unique titles are printed each year, dude! That's 100 books per day, assuming 60 years of reading! And you'd probably wanna stop reading to bone down on hotties at some point!
T-Rex: Aha! But what if I only read the English ones?
Utahraptor: That's still over 20 books per day.
T-Rex: DANG, Y'ALL.
T-Rex: Well, we're officially creating culture faster than anyone can consume it.
Utahraptor: That's not the worst part. Even if only ONE SINGLE COPY of each of these 2.2 million titles is printed, that's still 2000 CUBIC METERS of space that's now filled with book.
Off panel: People are always SO DOWN on burning books but they forget that a dude needs space for like, crops and junk!
T-Rex: This madness must end! TO THE LIBRARY!!
T-Rex: (VIA THE TORCH STORE)