T-Rex: FINE. So my explosion-themed remakes don't sell because everyone's big into sequels now. But I can roll with the times! *ahem*
T-Rex: If you liked "Where The Wild Things Are", you'll love my new sequel, "Where The Wild Things Were"!
God: PREQUELS ARE IN NOW
T-Rex: Well you'll LOVE my prequel "Where The Wild Things Are Going To Be"!
T-Rex: My market research ALSO suggests y'all gonna be big into "The Approaching-Great Gatsby", "The Middle-Aged Man And The Sea", "Moderate Expectations", "Littler Women (They're Getting Bigger Though)", and "Quiet Down Back There! Soon We'll Be On The Road".
Dromiceiomimus: I'm sensing a formula in your books.
T-Rex: I'M sensing excitement in the marketplace for this bold and innovative new series!!
Utahraptor: You're not the only one who can write prequels! I'll make millions with "1983"!
T-Rex: Bah!
T-Rex: Like that'll outsell MY "Medical Student Jekyll" or "The Catcher In The Empty Field That Has Just Been Planted With Rye".
Utahraptor: AS IF anyone would read that when they can read MY "A Tale Of Two Small Villages" and "The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn, Precocious Toddler"!!
Off panel: And you'll never beat "The Puppy of the Baskervilles"!
T-Rex: Easy, with MY Kafkaesque "The Pre-Trial Conference"!
Off panel: Which will in turn be defeated by MY Nabokovtastic "Newborn Baby Lolita"!!
Off panel: ...
T-Rex and off panel: YEP, LET'S NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN
