T-Rex: The most famous racehorse of all time is Secretariat! And that's kind of a rip-off, everyone. Race horses have ridiculous names!

T-Rex: THAT'S THEIR ENTIRE DEAL.

T-Rex: Secretariat could've been called "Captain Hoofface" or "Ol' Bladder Splatter", but instead we get the eminently classy "Secretariat". Equestrians could marvel at the amazing finesse of the great "Hoofs Ahoy! All Aboard The Hoofs" but no: SECRETARIAT.
T-Rex: What the hell, this timeline?

Utahraptor: Well, a rose by any other name -
T-Rex: DON'T EVEN, dude!!

T-Rex: Unless you're willing to go through life named as "Nowipe Poopbottoms" I don't want to hear about how names don't matter. Honestly, all I want to (EVENTUALLY) hear is how the greatest mind of a century was born today and carried the name "Babybutt Babybutt Myfaceisababybutt" into adulthood.

Narrator: LATER, T-REX VISITS FRIENDS:
Off panel: Hey, any ideas for what we should name our new baby?
T-Rex: Oh man! ABSOLUTELY!
Off panel: Wait!!
Off panel: Somehow I thought this wouldn't be a bad idea, but I can no longer - remember how I reached that conclusion?