T-Rex: A pet is a good thing to get if you want something cute that is entirely dependent on you for its very survivOH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
T-Rex: AN ALIVE THING DEPENDS ON ME AND IF I SUCK IT DIES!!
Dromiceiomimus: Dude, calm down! You can handle this: it's just a dog! Some people have CHILDREN, and they're way more dependent than pets are!
T-Rex: AAAAAHHHHH
T-Rex: I AM FREAKING OUT A LITTLE HERE, NOT GOING TO LIE
Utahraptor: You're afraid of the responsibility?
T-Rex: I'm not afraid!! I'm INFORMED!
T-Rex: I've nearly killed MYSELF with my own stupidity tons of times, let alone someone else! I once ate broken glass because it was at the bottom of a half-eaten bag of chips! As I ate them I thought "gosh these chips are real crunchy".
Utahraptor: W-What?
T-Rex: I told you this! My roommate broke a Christmas ornament and swept it up into a mostly-empty bag of chips, then I got home late n' hungry!!
Off panel: Really? You did this?
T-Rex: YES AND I DID NOT SURVIVE MY ORDEAL TO BE JUDGED BY THOSE WITH BETTER DECISION-MAKING SKILLS
