Narrator: CASE FILE #5219 RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
T-Rex: Thank you all for coming: I remind you this meeting is classified. "Rudolph" is an English-speaking reindeer who can fly.

T-Rex: Obviously if these were his only traits, he'd be filed under Case #4739 with the others!

T-Rex: But he's distinguished by his strange nose, which emits radiation through an unknown but presumed organic process. A fraction of this radiation exists at the low end of the visible spectrum, and as such, his "red nose" has been used by Case #1023 as a guide - always on foggy Christmas Eves.
Dromiceiomimus: And yet, as all motorists know, using a bright light in fog actually reduces visibility. What's going on here?

Utahraptor: The answer is simple: this light exists outside public radiological models.
T-Rex: Please, Dr. Utahraptor, proceed!

Utahraptor: Long-range readings suggest this light somehow destroys H2O molecules on contact, absorbing nucleonic energy as fuel for further charged-photonic output. As we're each over 50% water, any direct exposure to "Rudolph" is to be avoided.
T-Rex: His utility in fog now becomes evident. There's just one more thing!

T-Rex: His belief he'll "go down in history", combined with his powerful nose, makes him one of the most unpredictable and dangerous entities above the 60th parallel. Agents: if and when he does decide to go down in history, we must ensure he's on the right side of it.
T-Rex: Dismissed!