T-Rex: What'd SHAKESPEARE do that he gets to be canonized as History's Greatest Author As Long As You Speak English? I wrote some plays too!
T-Rex: Plus, MY plays aren't obsessed with incest nearly as much!!
Dromiceiomimus: Well, I think the critical consensus is that Shakespeare illuminates our shared condition, while also writing in such beautiful prose as to be transcendental!
T-Rex: Okay.
T-Rex: Whatever.
T-Rex: I can do that.
Utahraptor: Let's hear it, dude!
T-Rex: "Shall I compare the to a summer's day?"
T-Rex: "It is a difficult challenge to compare a diurnal cycle to the only English definite article, but: like a summer's day, "the" has three main sections: beginning (the letter 't', or "morning"), middle (the letter 'h', or "lunchti-
Utahraptor: T-Rex!
Utahraptor: I -
Utahraptor: I used to like creative writing
Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN TUDOR ENGLAND:
T-Rex: Shakespeare! Can you teach me to write like you?
Off panel: i dunno t-rex can you teach me to write like YOUR MOM??
T-Rex: Shakespeare!
T-Rex: ...Um, probably??
