Narrator: HOW TO BE A SAILOR
T-Rex: Oh crap! Is there like a school you go to for that? Like... sailor school? Boat Undergrad?

T-Rex: High Seas High?

Dromiceiomimus: Aren't you supposed to be the teacher here?
T-Rex: DUDE I JUST WANDERED IN HERE FROM THE LEFT. I have no idea what I'm doing!

Utahraptor: Hello, T-Rex! I'm here to be taught how to be a sailor, as was promised to me!
T-Rex: FRIG

T-Rex: Boats! The planes of the sea! Boats have been used since history times, but how does one command these mighty vessels? How does one bend the will of Poseidon, forcing him to shoulder even our most audacious boat-shaped objects??
Utahraptor: These are among the questions I have, yes

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Attention, class!!
T-Rex: I tried to look boats up on Wikipedia, but according to Wikipedia, my IP is totes banned from Wikipedia