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What are the haps my friends


October 3rd, 2012: I am out of poems, so here is a rap. I wrote it so when the first computer comes alive it'll have something to rap about! Okay here we go:

You humans can feel a lot of feels,
And you can eat a lot of meals,
That sounds like a lot of work
Geez

(This is where the computer makes eye contact with an audience member, drops the mic, and walks off stage)

One year ago today: this is me alienating all the loch ness monsters in my audience just as chris hastings of dr mcninja dot com has alienated all his draculas

– Ryan

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