T-Rex: The web is full of links, but there's no way I'm going to visit them all. So who's to say those pages actually exist? Maybe they're just there to fake me out and give me the IMPRESSION we built a dang ol' world wide web!

T-Rex: Who's to say I'm not the only person using the internet??

T-Rex: I'm serious! It's possible that I'm just getting lucky and hitting the few pages that people created for me in advance!
Dromiceiomimus: Or maybe... we're simply creating them on the fly when you request them?
T-Rex: OH MY GOSH THAT FINALLY EXPLAINS WHY MY INTERNET IS SO SLOW!!
T-Rex: You guys take like FOREVER to write this stuff out!

Utahraptor: This is ridiculous, dude!
T-Rex: Is it? Is it REALLY?

T-Rex: Take Wikipedia: how can I get mad at the errors when articles are being pulled together in like two seconds, which I guess isn't that bad? And when the page is vandalized to read "butts lol ;)", that's just a desperate stalling tactic for more time!
Utahraptor: Well, if this paranoia helps you calm down about Wikipedia, I'm all for it!

T-Rex: Paranoia?? Man, I'm proposing a vast worldwide conspiracy where people work to HELP ME OUT ON DEMAND and LET ME LEARN ABOUT BOATS AND POKÉMON.
T-Rex: If this be paranoia, I would like a double-down refill please!