T-Rex: "There's no such thing as a free lunch!"
T-Rex: FALSE.
T-Rex: I have been to one, and don't freak out, but it was delicious AND free.
Dromiceiomimus: When economists say that, what they mean is you can't get something for nothing. That free lunch was offered by someone with an agenda, yes?
T-Rex: They wanted me to buy timeshares but didn't realize *I* cared only for lunch and the placing of lunch inside me!!
T-Rex: But there's still free lunches: Agent X buys lunch, eats it, and is satisfied!
Utahraptor: But she's paid for that!
T-Rex: SURE, but AFTER she's satisfied, she throws out the leftovers and then LATER, I eat them from the garbage. OH SNAP: A FREE LUNCH, and the only effect on the universe is a sanitation worker has slightly less work to do. I literally make their lives easier, AND I make the food system as a whole more efficient.
T-Rex: Yep!
T-Rex: I'm pretty much history's greatest dinosaur
