T-Rex: The Scary Ghost Who Learned About Pine Trees, by T-Rex.
T-Rex: Once upon a time there was a scary ghost! He was so terrifying that if you gazed at him you'd DIE.
T-Rex: And at present, he was learning about pine trees!
T-Rex: "There are over 100 different species of pine trees", he read. "But scientists have discovered that really there's just three main kinds. One thing all pine trees have in common is that they don't lose their leaves during winter! That makes them very special trees. We call them 'evergreen'."
T-Rex: The ghost realized that this book was way beneath his reading level.
Utahraptor: So he picks up a more advanced book?
T-Rex: UTAHRAPTOR let me tell the story!!
T-Rex: The ghost picked up a more advanced book. "Most pines produce both male and female cones though some species are sub-dioecious with a predominant gender across the entire tree." The ghost was glad this book was better.
Utahraptor: He read for a while.
T-Rex: UTAHRAPTOR it's my story! Go tell your own story!
Off panel: In one terrible moment, the ghost appeared to everyone on the planet. Most animal life is now dead, except for the sleeping and the blind. Eastern nations are waking up to a world half empty.
T-Rex: UTAHRAPTOR I meant "go tell your own story that's worse than mine"!
T-Rex: Thanks!!
